不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat.
万圣节之夜
妈妈 我们为什么要看这种电影 Mom, why do we watch these movies?
我们可能不该看的 Maybe because we're not supposed to.
这种电影有意思 And they're fun.
我觉得这电影很恐怖 I thought these movies were scary.
没错 恐怖得让大多数人都 They are... so scary that most people would
捂着眼睛撒腿就跑 close their eyes or run away.
但我们不会 But we don't.
当出现黑影和令人毛骨悚然的音乐时 When the shadows are dark, and the music is creepy,
你知道你应该闭上眼睛的时候 我们却偷看一眼 and you know you should close your eyes, we take a peek...
砰 然后笑了 因为现在你知道了 boo!... and laugh because now you know.
知道什么 Know what?
知道你比任何你害怕的东西都强大 That you're stronger than anything you're afraid of.
真俗套 妈妈 Pretty cheesy, Mom.
我要去看看珍妮 I'm going to check in on Jeanie.
好的 OK.
你们俩继续把自己吓傻吧 You two continue to scare yourself silly.
谢谢你 宝贝 Thanks, babe.
来点巧克力奶 Chocolate milk?
恩 Yeah.
妈妈 Mom?
别跳出来吓我好吗 No jumping out at me, OK?
妈妈 Mom?
孩子 Honey?
达克斯 Dax?
达克斯 Dax!
不要看 达克斯 Don't look, Dax.
不要看 Don't look!
悠着点 卡洛夫 Easy boy, Karloff.
血宴 "Blood feast."
听起来有点无聊 It actually sounds kind of boring.
无聊 拜托 姐姐 Boring? Come on, Sis.
血宴是赫斯尔戈登的 "Blood Feast" is a Herschell Gordon
一部经典电影 好吧 Lewis cinematic classic, OK?
而我要参加的血宴 Blood Fest, the thing that I'm going to,
是有史以来最棒的恐怖电影节 is the greatest horror event of all time.
会很糟糕的 It's gonna suck.
随你怎么说 珍妮 Whatever, Jayme.
达克斯 Dax?
你能来我来书房一下吗 Will you come to my office, please?
嘿 你闭嘴 Hey, shut the fuck up.
干杯 Cheers!
嘿 你 呃 找我 Hey, you, uh, wanting to see me?
你知道 我今晚将接受网络新闻 You know, I'm being interviewed on Network News
的采访 tonight.
这是一件大事 It's kind of a big deal.
我希望你能去 I really want you to be there.
好 可以 Yeah. Yeah, sure.
我 我会 呃 我尽量去 I... I'll, uh, I'll try to come.
我会谈到血宴 I'm going to be talking about Blood Fest...
我和我的家人如何反对这个活动 how I and my family are totally opposed to it,
以及我的孩子永远不会踏足那种地方 how no child of mine would ever set foot on those grounds.
你明白吗 You understand?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
很好 Good.
那么 呃 你就不需要它了 Then, uh, you won't be needing this.
等一下 我 Wait a minute, I...
听着 我已经长大了 可以自己做决定了 look, I think I'm old enough to make my own decision.
你还住在我家 You live in my house.
我不理解你为何如此痴迷暴力 达克斯 I don't understand this obsession with violence, Dax.
爸爸 这只是 是电影 Dad, it's... it's movies.
我不知道该怎么跟你说 I don't know what to tell you.
它表面上看是一种娱乐 It poses as entertainment, but it's
但正是这种电影让我的病人杀了你的母亲 these kind of movies that drove my patient to kill your mother.
你怎么就不明白呢 How do you not see that?
这不是为了她 This isn't about her.
拜托 不要 不要那样做 Please, don't... don't do that.
血宴是一群怪人和堕落的人聚在一起 Blood Fest is a gathering of freaks and degenerates
庆祝无脑的暴力和血腥 celebrating mindless violence and gore.
血宴是 Blood Fest is the gathering
一群怪人和堕落的人聚在一起 of freaks and degenerates celebrating
庆祝无脑的暴力和血腥 mindless violence and gore.
这将会很棒 It's going to be extraordinary!
血 Blood!
血宴 Blood Fest!
传奇现场制作人 电影发行人 Legendary field producer, movie promoter,
和所有恐怖事物的爱好者 安东尼沃尔什 and lover of all things horrific, Anthony Walsh,
邀请你来逃命 invites you to run for your life!
血宴 Blood Fest!
我们在荒郊野外的一个700英亩的牧场 We've taken a 700-acre ranch in the middle
重现了最具代表性的 of nowhere and recreated the most iconic
恐怖电影的场景 of cinematic horror locales.
不要错过恐怖片里那些重量级的人物 Don't miss the biggest names in horror,
名人小组以及最疯狂的派对 celebrity panels, and the most outrageous parties.
最近加入的包括原版的画家罗杰 Recent additions include the Original Arborist, Roger
欣克利和地狱之巢的演职人员 Hinckley, the cast and crew of "Hell's Nest,"
还有拉扎里列维带来的深夜卡拉OK and late night karaoke with Zachary Levi.
在万圣节之夜前进入大门 Get inside the gates before sundown Halloween night.
血 Blood!
血宴 Blood Fest!
由沃尔什公司出品 Brought to you by Walsh Corporation.
你别再看了 You've got to stop watching that.
你这是在折磨自己 You're torturing yourself.
我们会找到别的票 We'll find another ticket.
几个月前票就售完了 The whole thing has been sold out for months.
黄牛的卖的价比我的毛孔都要多 Scalpers are charging more money than I have pores.
唷 唷 Yo! Yo!
哟 Yo!
你们都看到我发的贴子了吗 Y'all see my Overwatch post?
我破解了游戏源代码 搞到了所有终极技能 I hacked the game code, got all badass on ultimate skills.
又有三个新订户 Three new subscribers.
没一个是亲友 None of them relatives.
砰 砰 砰 Boom, boom, bah.
早上好 克里尔 Morning, Krill.
现在我准备为周末的血宴 I'm now ready to forsake my virtual multiverses
放弃我的虚拟多元宇宙 for a weekend of Blood Fest.
另外 我认为是时候找一个 Plus, I think it's time that I find
值得为我克里尔开苞的好女人了 the extraordinary lady worthy enough to de-flower me,
克里尔 the Krill.
令人震惊的是 没有人来追你 It's mind boggling that no one has snatched you up yet.
我知道 好吧 谁说不是呢 I know, right? That's what I'm saying.
真是扯淡啊 It's crazy out here.
这个世界真是扯淡 伙计 It's crazy out here in this world, man.
他 他 他 Where... what... what... what...
他怎么了 what's up with him?
他爸爸发现了他的腕带 His dad found his wristband.
你们自己去吧 You guys just go ahead without me.
也许你应该给艾希礼打电话 Maybe you should call Ashley.
她很可能有办法 She could probably get you in.
别跟我提她 伙计 Oh, please don't mention her, dude.
血宴有个地狱之巢小组 There's a "Hell's Nest" panel at Blood Fest.
她可能有多余的票 She probably has an extra pass.
我 我 我不能 I... I... I can't...
我不敢相信 I can't believe... It's so wrong.
艾希礼都要去血宴了 Ashley Spats... Ashley Spats is at Blood Fest.
我却只能留在这里 And I'm stuck here.
你们知道吗 艾希礼认为黑色圣诞节 You know, Ashley who thought "Black Christmas" was
是泰勒派瑞的假日电影 a Tyler Perry holiday movie.
你们知道吗 她拒绝看七宗罪 因为她 You know, sh... sh... she refuses to watch "Seven," because she
认为前面还有六部 didn't see the first six.
好了 OK.
她认为28天后 She thought that "28 Days Later"
是关于一个健康的医生讲月经周期的教育片 was a... was a health doc about the fucking menstrual cycle.
达克斯 你真可怜 Dax, you're pitiful.
这是你真正想做的事 Here's something that you really want,
你要听任你爸爸阻止你 and you're going to let your dad stop you?
他是 他是个很吓人的家伙 He's a... he's a scary guy.
每个人的爸爸都是个很凶的人 Everyone's dad is a scary guy.
男人一点吧 Nut up.
你就是为血宴而生的 You were made for Blood Fest.
血宴啊 Blood Fest.
我给她打电话就是了 I'll call her.
你满意了吗 You happy?
是的 Yeah.
这才对嘛 That's what I'm talking about!
砰 Pow!
-达克斯 -嘿 - Dax. - Hey!
艾希礼 Ashley!
好久没有联系了 Long time no nothing.
我只是想祝贺你 I just wanted to congratulate you on
你的新电影地狱之巢 your new movie, "Hell's Nest."
看来会很棒的 Looks like it's going to be awesome.
你是片中的演员吧 So you're... you're a... you're an actor in it, right?
你是 你 你是... You're... oh, God... wha... wha... what are you...
你演的又是什么来着 what are you playing again?
四号裸女 Topless girl number four.
四号裸女 没错 Topless girl number four, that's it.
这是一个关键的角色 It's a key role.
不是三号裸女 It's no topless girl number three.
要是让我演三号裸女就好了 I'd kill for topless girl number three.
嗯 你在演电影了 Well, you're in a movie.
这太棒了 That's awesome.
你在实现你的梦想了 You're making your dreams come true.
呃 如果你需要搭个车去 Uh, if you need, uh, a ride to... uh, to...
血宴的话 我们可以 呃 Blood Fest, you're more than welcome to, uh...
呃 我已经到了 你知道的 Uh, I'm actually here already, you know, to emotionally
为粉丝造造势 prepare for the fans.
我正在找进去的门 I'm trying to find a way in.
这里的铁丝网比性虐夏令营都多 They have more barbed wire here than an S&M summer camp.
等等 阿希礼 我打电话的原因是 Wait, Ashely, the... the reason I'm calling...
他怎么这么墨迹 What's taking him so long?
为什么不直接开口问她 Why doesn't he just ask her?
我认识达克斯很久了 I've known Dax a long time.
他经历过大风大浪 He survived some hard stuff.
他是个很要面子的人 And he's got his pride.
达克斯不是一个会屈尊... Dax is not going a coward just so he can...
求你了 艾希礼 只是让我进去 Please, Ashley, just... just get me through the door!
我都跪在地上求你了 看 I'm literally on my knees begging you, look.
我跪下了 That's me begging.
收到了吗 Do you get it?
当我没说 Scratch that.
他是个软骨头 He's cookie dough.
我们去参加血宴吧 Let's go to Blood Fest!
为什么有这么多的原则 Why all the rules?
弗莱迪只在梦中杀人 处女会活下来 Freddy only kills in dreams, virgins survive.
迈克尔不会造一枚脏弹把他们全部杀死 Michael won't just build a dirty bomb and kill them all.
这些原则 These rules.
必须要有原则 You've got to have rules.
否则 死亡就没有规律了 Otherwise, death would be random...
成了混乱和毫无意义 just chaotic and meaningless.
这就是人生 That's life.
如果电影就是人生 没有人会买票去看 If movies were life, no one would buy a ticket.
血宴大门一分钟后就要关闭了 Blood Fest gates are closing in one minute!
快 Come on!
大门要关了 The gates are closing!
我们走 Let's go!
这将是我一生中最美好的一个夜晚 This is gonna be the best night of my life.
走吧 达克斯 Come on, Dax!
请把腕带戴上显眼的地方 Please have your wristbands on and visible.
这太美了 This is so beautiful.
这就像一个变态又恐怖的天堂 It's like some twisted and horrific heaven.
伙计们 别激动 Tone it back, boys.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 Hey.
腕带 Wristband.
我是来这找个人的 I'm actually supposed to be meaning someone here.
达克斯 Dax.
哦 她就在那儿 Oh, she's right there.
喂 Whoa.
哦 没事 Oh, it's cool.
他是我熟人 He's with me.
谢谢 Thanks.
艾希礼 你帮了我大忙 Ashley, you are a lifesaver.
这是伦杰明凯恩 地狱之巢的导演 This is Lenjamin Cain, director of "Hell's Nest."
你能进来多亏了他 He's why you're here.
谢谢你 宝贝 Thanks, baby.
谢谢你 Appreciate it.
嗯 Uh-huh.
不客气 It's my pleasure.
很高兴能帮忙 It's my pleasure to help out.
宝贝 我很抱歉 但为什么这个粉丝 Uh, babe, I'm sorry, but why is this fanboy
要以我的名义进来 getting in under my name?
他是我的朋友 He's a friend.
而且 你是为了我这么做的 你这个小宝贝 And besides, you did it for me, your little pooky pokey
小熊 pooky bear.
-哦 是吗 -是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
魔怪 Rawr.
小熊需要满足一下 Pooky bear needs a poke?
我是个下流的女孩 I'm a naughty bear.
呃 好的 Uh, OK.
嗯 非常感谢你让我进来 伦杰明 Uh, well, thanks very much for getting me in, Lenjamin.
祝贺这部电影 And congratulations on the film.
哦 非常感谢 Oh, thank you so much.
是烂片 It's... it's shit.
是好片 It's the shit.
我漏了冠词 I left out that article.
我得让你滚蛋了 I got to ask you to leave.
我逗你玩呢 I'm messing with you.
哦 好的 Oh, OK.
我逗你玩呢 I'm messing with you.
恩 你会喜欢这部电影的 Yeah, you're going to love the film.
公映的时候 每个人都会喜欢的 When it comes out, everybody's going to love it.
艾希礼在里面演得很好 Ashley's great in it.
-丰满 -真的吗 - Stacked. - Really?
我们得走了 We need to go.
失陪 Namaste.
好的 OK.
真是尴尬 That was awkward.
这是我的气球 That's my balloons.
小丑镇 Clown Town?
连好笑都谈不上 That's not even funny.
我们不去那里 We're not going there.
我们哪里都去 伙计 We're going everywhere, dude.
你不喜欢小丑 You don't like clowns?
你们知道我不喜欢小丑 You know I don't like clowns!
漂亮的气球 Nice balloons.
就是她了 She's the one.
今晚我要跟她睡 She's the one I will lay with tonight.
幸运的女孩 Lucky girl.
该有人告诉她 Someone should tell her.
你为什么开玩笑 Why do you joke?
哦 天哪 Oh, my God...
树艺家 the Arborist.
哇 他剪了胡子 Whoa, he trimmed the beard.
达克斯 你得去见见他 Dax, you've got to go meet him.
他可是树艺家 It's the Arborist!
罗杰欣克利 你是世界上最恐怖的人 Roger Hinckley, you, sir, are the scariest man alive.
嘿 你看 Hey, check it out.
我还有个纹身呢 I got a, uh, tattoo.
哦 Oh.
植树节 Arbor Day?
私下说一句 第四部分是我最喜欢看的 Between you and me though, part four is my favorite, all right?
我没看过 Never saw it.
第四部分 Part four?
从没看过 Never saw any of them.
你从没看过自己的电影 You've never seen any of your own films?
我不喜欢恐怖电影 好吗 I don't like scary movies, OK?
太血腥了 It's too much gore.
一看到血我就想 The sight of blood just makes me want to...
每拍一个镜头我就吐一次 I used to puke after every take.
哇 这是不是太过分了 Wou... would it be too much to ask
如果我请你为我念一下植树节的广告语是不是很过分 if you'd possibly do the Arborist catchphrase for me?
是的 Yeah.
就是 It would be.
嗨 我是你的超级粉丝 Hey, a big fan.
我有一次在改编的格斗之王中 I actually disemboweled you in a modded version of Mortal Kombat
取出了你的肠子 the other day.
嗯 哥们 我们走吧 Um, dude, let's go.
开场派对就要开始了 The kick-off party's about to start.
混蛋 Asshole.
这太让我崩溃了 That was devastating.
永远不要去见你的偶像 Never meet your heroes.
总会让你失望的 It's always a letdown.
这应该会让你高兴起来 This should cheer you up.
十 九 八 七 六 五 四 三 二 一 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
我有个问题 I've got a question!
谁想要体验恐怖 Who wants some horror!
在这些大门内 我们重现了 Inside these gates, we have re-created all
所有的恐怖电影场景 your cinematic scare-scapes...
从夏令营到疯人院再到马戏团 from summer camps to asylums to circuses!
小丑 不要是小丑 Clowns, not the clowns.
曾经在屏幕上 Every monster or maniac to ever spill blood
杀过人的所有恶魔 on the silver screen has been granted
都在这有一席之地 a portion of these grounds.
这一切都是为了你们 And it's all for you.
我希望这个人收养我 I want this man to adopt me.
但是孩子们 孩子们 我们有个难题 But children... children, we have a problem.
恐怖片已经死了 Horror is dead.
我的意思是 看看你周围 I mean, look around you!
我们的吸血鬼都能发光 Our vampires glitter!
我们的僵尸成了肥皂剧明星 Our zombies have become soap opera stars!
我们的刀工变得又慢又老 Our slashers have grown dull and old.
我们把弗莱迪印在午餐盒上 We put Freddy on a lunchbox!
我们洛夫印在彩色的书里 We put Lovecraft in a coloring book!
我们过度消费 过度生产 We have overconsumed and overproduced,
我们把那些被禁止的 危险的 and we have taken what was forbidden, what was dangerous,
东西变得很普遍 and we have made it common.
想让恐怖电影再次变得恐怖吗 Wanna make movies scary again?
今晚就要吗 Wanna do it tonight?
好 Yeah!
想拍一部终结所有恐怖片的恐怖片吗 Wanna make a horror movie to end all horror movies?
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentleman!
有请红面人 I give you Red!
让我给你们介绍最喜欢的恐惧 Let me introduce you to your new favorite nightmare, your
你们的阴暗面 你们的嗜血 dark id, your boner for blood.
如果你到舞台上来 他就会杀了你 And if you come up on stage, he will kill you.
有志愿者吗 Any volunteers?
呃 我可以吗 Uh, should I?
你们两个女生 上台来吧 You two girls, come on up!
太棒了 Wonderful!
给她们热烈的掌声 Give them a round of applause!
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my... oh, my god.
是 是她们 It's... it's them.
-是她们 -是你的灵魂伴侣 - It's them. - It's your soulmate.
耶 Yeah!
别害羞 Don't be shy!
你们看起来真漂亮 You look beautiful!
女士们 来见过红面人 Ladies, meet Red!
哦 Oh.
太厉害了 That was amazing!
很有真实感 That was... that was pretty good.
你们什么时候开始拍摄 So when do you start filming?
哦 我们已经开始拍摄了 Oh, we're already filming.
最棒的是 And the best part?
这都是真的 This shit's for real!
赶紧跑 We gotta run now!
走 Go!
欢迎来到血宴 混蛋们 Welcome to Blood Fest, mother fuckers!
伙计们 Guys!
这是特技 It's special effects!
所有的血都是假的 All the blood is fake!
你们为什么要跑 What are you running for?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
嘿 伙计们 Hey guys!
我正在从皮格斯跑出来 I'm running from the pigheads.
不是你想的那种 Not the kind you think.
不是平常的那种 Not the usual kind.
这些猪头有锯子 These have chainsaws!
嘿 Hey!
来受死吧 Come and get it!
不 No.
不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
不 不 No! No!
不 No!
记住 没有希望就没有恐怖 And remember, there's no horror without hope!
只要你了解原则 你就能活下去 If you know the rules, you just might make it!
其余的人都会死 The rest of you are dead!
每个人都要去大门 Everyone's going to the main gate.
这肯定是个死亡陷阱 往这走 It's going to be a death trap. This way!
我什么也看不见 I can't see a thing.
找到灯了 Found a light.
哦 Oh!
我的天啊 Oh my God!
你听到什么了吗 Did you hear something?
是的 Yeah.
除了电锯 死亡尖叫 还有我 Besides chainsaws, death screams, and me
尿裤子的声音 pissing my fucking pants!
不 里面有东西 No, there's something.
在里面 It's over there.
你们在做什么 Wh... wh... wh... wh... wha... wha... what are you doing?
不能打开那扇门 You can't open that door!
会是一只猫 或者一个耙子 It'll be like a cat or like a rake.
然后我们都会松一口气 And then we'll all breathe a sigh of relief.
然后会有东西从另一个方向跳出来 And then something will pounce from the other direction!
詹姆斯万就是靠这个吃饭的 达克斯 James Wan has made a career on that shit, Dax!
请不要 Please don't!
闭嘴 克里尔 Shut up, Krill!
求你了 Please!
看 See?
我就说过 I fucking said so!
艾希礼 Ashley!
没有信号 No signal.
这情节太老套了吧 How fucking cliche is that?
哦 我的天哪 我的天哪 Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
哦 我的天哪 哦 我的天哪 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
我的电子烟也坏了 And my vape's down.
完美的夜晚 Perfect night.
好的 我们冷静一下 想想办法 OK, let's calm down, and let's think.
一定有另一条路离开这里的 There's got to be another way out of here.
大门是锁着的 围墙是带电的 The gate is locked, and the fence is electric.
还有拿着电锯的猪 There's pigs with chainsaws.
我们死定了 We're dead!
后门是不是也锁着的 Do you think the back gate is locked too?
什么后门 What back gate?
嗯 我提前到这 门都关着 Well, I got here early, and the doors were still shut.
有个黄色的仓库 And there was this yellow warehouse
上面有后门 thing with a back door.
它被封住了 但有人给了我这个 It was sealed shut, but some guy gave me this,
马上就把门打开了 and it opened right up.
现在打不开了 It's not going to open now.
整个地方都被封锁了 The whole place is locked down.
嘿 这是一个加密处理器 Hey, this a crypto-processor.
我们在末日审判中都用这个 We use this on Doomlarp!
末日审判 Doomlarp?
真是的 极客 Jesus! Geek!
他妈的 Fuck!
我可以破解它 I can hack this.
只要你们我带去后门 我就能把它打开 If you get me to the back gate, I'll get it open.
我们能行的 We can do this.
对不起 Sorry.
它在广场的另一边 靠近马戏团 It's on the other side of the grounds near the circus stuff.
天哪该死的小丑镇 My God! Fucking Clown Town!
你是认真的吗 Are you fucking serious?
好 我们在主入口附近 All right, so, we are by the main entrance.
小丑镇在这里 Clown Town is here.
是啊 我们只要动作快 Yeah, we just gotta move quick.
保持安静 Stay quiet.
你带了手电筒吗 You have flashlights?
我一直都带手电筒 I always have flashlights.
所以你们想徒步穿越700英亩 So you want to hike through 700 acres of nightmare filled
全是沃尔什安排的 with those pig fuck butchers and any other freak
杀人狂和其他怪物的园区 that Walsh has cooked up for the slim chance
就为了这里的机器人先生小概率地可以打开后门 that Mr. Robot here can hack open a back door.
你还有别的计划吗 You got any other plans?
呃 你去找别人帮忙吧 Uh, you turds go and get help.
我和艾希礼安全地留在这里 Me and Ashley are staying here where it's safe.
什么 What?
不 我们不能那样做 这是个坏主意 No, we can't do that. It's a bad idea.
沃尔什说遵守原则 Wa... Walsh said follow the rules.
什么原则 What rules?
电影题材的原则 主题的原则 Dude, ru... rules of the genre, rules of the subgenres,
比喻 法则 the tropes, the principles.
第一条原则就是不要分开 老兄 Rule number one is... is don't split up, dude.
你 你以前没看过电影吗 You... you seen a film before?
我不看电影 I don't see movies.
我拍电影 I make them.
宝贝 我有信号了 Babe, I got a signal.
911 你有什么紧急情况 911, what's your emergency?
嗯 是的 我在血宴 Uh, yeah, I'm at Blood Fest.
我们被困在了园区里 We're trapped on the festival grounds,
人们正在被屠杀 and people are being slaughtered.
有两个人需要紧急救助 I need immediate assistance for two people.
我们知道了你的位置 We have your location.
有人正在前往 Someone is on the way.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
我的名字是伦杰明凯恩 我是电影导演 My name is Lenjamin Cain, and I'm a film director.
我是个名人 And I'm a celebrity.
我和一位崭露头角的女演员在一起 所以 And I'm with an up-and-coming actress, so...
-新的女演员 我和一个新的女演员在一起 - Coming actress. - I'm with the coming actress.
希望你们能尽快赶来就太好了 So if that will speed things up at all, that would be great.
保持冷静 Stay calm.
留在原地 Remain where you are.
如果可以的话 就操自己 And if you can, go fuck yourself.
你说什么 What was that?
如果你有能力 有意愿的话 If you are able and so inclined,
就把你的阴茎夹在两腿之间 然后插入你的菊花 put your penis between your legs and into your anus.
然后开始操你自己 Then proceed to fuck yourself.
这对我们有什么帮助呢 And how would that help us?
没人会来 No one's coming.
哦 别担心 Oh, don't worry.
马上就有人来 Someone should be there any moment.
快走 快走 Move! Move!
走 走 Go! Go!
快走 Go! Come on!
从门里出去 Through the door!
别催我 Don't rush me!
我还能帮你们什么吗 Anything else I can assist you with?
谢谢你们报警 Thank you for using 911.
真是个令人愉快的开始 So that was a pleasant start.
比利 我要你再仔细检查一下外面的围墙 Billy, I want you to double-check the outer fences,
把电压提高到700多 get the voltage up to 700-plus.
艾米 我们来看看小丑镇吧 Amy, let's talk Clown Town.
我想看到那些怪人都准备好了 I want to see those freaks all riled up.
他们准备好了 先生 They're riled up, sir.
好的 确保你拦截住任何想要打出去的电话 OK, make sure you catch any call that tries to get out.
但对其中一些 可正常接听 But on a few of them, play it cool.
至少让一些人认为警方正在赶来 I at least put some people to think that help is on the way.
为什么 Why?
我的意思是 这看起来很残忍 I mean, doesn't it seem kind of cruel just to give
给人们一种虚假的希望 people a false sense of hope?
如果我对你说 What if I told you that you were going to die
今晚不管你做什么你都会死 tonight no matter what you did?
你会是什么感觉 What would you feel?
绝望 Despair.
如果我告诉你 你有机会活下去 Now what if I told you, you had a chance
但只有当你做对每一个正确的选择 but only, only if you made all the right calls, only if you
必须每一步都走对 took all the right steps, only you
必须挖掘你的潜能 dug down deep inside your soul and you
激发出你根本不知道的隐藏的力量 found some hidden strength you never even knew you had?
那你会是什么感觉 How would you feel then?
积极 Motivated.
积极 Motivation.
这是每个角色都需要的 It's what every character needs.
相信我 有些原则需要遵守 I'm telling you, there are rules you have to follow,
比如不能念诵任何拉丁文文字 like don't chant anything in Latin.
不要光着身子 Don't get naked.
不能单独和洋娃娃在一起 Never be alone with a doll...
诸如此类的事情 those kinds of things.
这些原则很荒谬 These rules are ridiculous.
艾希礼 艾希礼 艾希礼 艾希礼 Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley.
让我看看那个钥匙卡 Let me see that badge.
恩 还是让我拿着吧 Yeah, I think I should hold on this.
为什么 Why?
因为我不相信这些白痴 Because I don't trust the monster squad
能救我们出去 to get us out of here alive.
我们走反了吗 Are we going backwards?
拿反了 It's upside down.
你相信我吗 Do you trust me?
宝贝 不 Babe, no.
你只是个演员 You're an actress.
好了 我们接着走 All right, let's keep moving.
嗯 嗯 等等 等等 Well, uh, wh... wh... whoa! Wait a minute.
等一下 Wait a minute.
也许我们应该往回走 走别的路 Maybe we should double-back and find a different route.
原路返回 Double-back?
这是一条直路 This is a straight shot.
哦 等等 Oh, wait.
你不认为我们会唤醒死人吧 You don't think we're going to wake the dead, you know?
比如被僵尸袭击 Like get attacked by zombies?
有这可能 Maybe.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
你说得对 You're right.
我们该非常尊重 We should be really respectful.
对不起 先生或女士 我很抱歉 Excuse me, sir or madam, I'm so sorry to tread
踩在了你安息的地方 on your forever resting place.
这些都是道具 Those are props.
这不是真正的墓地 好吗 This is not a real graveyard, OK?
你真的认为沃尔什不去找真正的墓碑 Do you honestly think that Walsh wouldn't spring
真正的墓碑 for real tombstones but went ahead
却搞来一大堆尸体 and got a boatload of corpses from...
天知道哪里能找到尸体 God knows where you get corpses!
然后再想一个可以激活他们的方法 And then he figured out a way to animate them.
然后把他们埋在这里 And then he buried them here in the hopes
我们会在这一过程中 that we would come tromping through
制造出稍大点的动静 唤醒死人 and make a little too much noise, wake the dead,
然后被僵尸攻袭击 and get attacked by zombies.
好了 僵尸是不存在的 Well, there's no such thing as zombies!
怎么了 What?
这 通常 It's just... that's usually when...
人出事之前 一般都这样 when something happens to you.
能出什么事 Like what?
啊 Ah!
那 That.
伦杰明 Lenjamin!
也许他没事 Maybe he's OK.
哦 Oh!
也许不是 Maybe not!
小木屋 The cabin!
快 Go!
这边 This way!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
有股死人的味道 It smells like dead people!
有股死人的味道 Smells like dead people!
快点 快点 Come on! Quickly!
去门口 去门口 Get the door! Get the door!
去 按门铃 Go! Get the doorbell!
你好 帮帮我们 Hello! Help us!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry!
这里人满了 We're all full!
对不起 这里没有空间了 I'm sorry there's no more room in here!
什么 What?
我们有 We have a...
我们这里有个孕妇 we have a pregnant woman in here.
我们有 其实 我们有两个 And, uh, we have... actually, we have two
孕妇在这和 pregnant women in here and...
欣克利 Hinckley.
把门挡堵住 Barricade the door.
我正 I was...
我正试着打开那把锁 I was trying to open the lock.
这把锁有难度 The lock was kind of tricky.
他死了 He's gone.
他走死了 He's gone.
他本来打算导演一部浪漫喜剧 And he was going to direct a rom-com.
我本来要演浪漫剧的 I was going to be the rom!
达克斯 Dax!
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
我怎么知道 How should I know? Huh?
我们很可能都会死 We're probably all dead.
不是死于睡梦中 这就足够糟糕了 And not just die in our sleep dead, which is bad enough,
而是被僵尸活活吃掉 but "being eaten alive by zombies,"
尖叫着 等待着一切结束 screaming, "waiting for it all to end" dead.
嘿 我能和你聊聊吗 Hey, can I have a minute?
你会没事的 You'll be OK.
别哭 Don't cry.
哭没有用 That is not helping.
好的 我们需要想个办法 OK, we need to come up with a plan.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
我不知道 I don't know shit!
达克斯 Dax!
你所知道的都是狗屎 All you know is shit!
不过 现在这种狗屎特别有价值 But that shit is of particular value right now!
我们要靠十多部恐怖电影 We've got a dozen horror movies between us
在这种混乱中生存下来 and actually surviving this mess.
沃尔什使用了书中的所有比喻 Walsh is using every trope in the book.
天哪 如果我是处女 我可能 Jesus, if I was a virgin, I'd probably
还有活命的机会 have a fighting chance.
你不是处女了 You're not a virgin?
关键是没有人比你更了解这些电影 The point is that no one knows these movies better than you.
所以我们需要你振作起来 So we need you to pull it together
帮助我们离开这里 and help us get out of here.
好的 好的 OK, OK.
好的 All right.
让我们想想 Let's think here.
好的 我们对付的是什么呢 OK, so what are we dealing with here?
嗯 Huh?
外面的僵尸都不会跑 对吧 Nothing outside was running, right?
没有施奈德 No Snyders?
没有博伊尔 好 No Boyles? OK.
我们知道如何杀死他们 We know how to kill them.
如何杀 How?
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit.
如果这像尸变中那样 我就要爆炸了 If this goes all Evil Dead, I'm gonna pop!
僵尸要来了 The zombies are coming!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
打他的头 达克斯 Hit him in the head! Dax!
有人吗 Somebody!
让他 Get him...
打他们的头部 就能把他们击倒 A hit to the head takes them down.
打在谁的头上都会死啊 Wouldn't that kill anything?
这是一台运动摄影机 This is a GoPro.
沃尔什正在拍我们 Walsh... he's filming us.
哦 哦 Oh, oh!
天哪 Jesus.
啊 Ah!
这些 这些是电极 These... these things are electrodes.
这东西能复活了死人 Those things resurrect the dead.
他在控制着他们 He's controlling them.
我想我知道信号是从哪里来的了 I think I know where the signal's coming from.
我们走 Let's move.
快点 快点 行动迅速点 Faster, faster, move faster!
走 走 走 Go, go, go! Come on.
太棒了 Great!
已充电 Powered up!
僵尸急需吃到食物 Zombie needs food fast!
是时候吃到饭了 僵尸 Time to nom-nom, zom!
你们好吗 伙计们 How's it going, guys?
需要什么吗 Need anything?
多里奥斯 红牛 Doritos? Red Bull?
玉米糖浆 Corn syrup?
不 但是这些超级真实的图像 No, but these super real graphics
也太俗套了 伙计 are hella cheesing, my dude.
而且我的这个僵尸行动迟缓 Also, my guys are moving slow.
嗯 他毕竟是个僵尸 Well... he's a zombie.
是的 这很无聊 Yeah, that's boring.
我们什么时候能去扮演受害者 When are we going to play the victims?
很快 Soon.
我保证 I promise.
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
他们来了 Here they come!
好的 明白了 OK, yeah, got it.
对不起 Excuse me...
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
呃 Uh...
你得打在他的头上 You have to hit him in the head!
我不会打在尸体的头上的 I'm not going to hit a corpse!
这太恶心了 That's disgusting!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
哦 Oh!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
走开 Get away!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
怎么样了 达克斯 How's it coming, Dax?
蓝线 绿线 红线 又一根红线 Blue, green, red, another red...
-也许需要说明书 -做点什么 - instructions maybe. - Do something!
电线太多了 好吗 There's too many wires! All right?
我该拉哪一根 Which one do I pull?
它又不是定时炸弹 It's not a bomb!
把它们都拉下来 Just pull them all!
乔治罗梅罗 如果你在 保佑我们 George Romero, if you're out there, save us.
什么 What?
哟 Yo!
这太扯淡了 That's some bullshit!
有自动保存吗 A... are there autosaves?
哦 Oh!
-他们死了 -哦 - They're dead? - Oh!
他妈的 Fuck!
他们以前就是死人 They were dead before!
来吧 Come on.
我们得走了 We gotta get moving.
我们走吧 Let's... let's go!
问一下 Quick
你们介意我跟你们一起走吗 Question do you mind if I just tag along?
你在开玩笑吗 Are you... are you kidding?
好吧 我突然想到 Well, it just occurs to me that the guy
留下来的人 通常是要死的那个人 that gets left behind is usually the next one to bite it.
我的意思是 至少在植树节中是这样 I mean, at least that's the Arborist's MO.
哈 你确实看过那些电影 Huh, you have seen the movies.
我看过剧本 I read the scripts...
就一次 once.
人人都该有个补偿的机会 Everyone deserves a chance at redemption.
走吧 Come on.
比利 Billy!
我需要你修好那个僵尸发射器 I'm going to need you to fix that zombie transmitter.
也顺便多加几个死人 While you're at it, add a few extra dead.
我们的尸体多的是 God knows we have the corpses.
先生 我可以提醒你我们的合伙人 Sir, may I remind you your partner
没批准在第一个人死后可以进行任何维修的 didn't authorize any repairs after the first death?
是的 但是他现在不在这里 Yes, but he's not here right now.
而我在这 And I am.
而我想还要拍电影呢 And I'm trying to make a movie!
嗯 Huh?
恶魔信徒 Cultists!
放大 Go wide!
放大恶魔信徒 Go wide on the cultists!
是的 是的 是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
现在切换到野人 Now smash cut to the yeti.
哦 很好 Oh, good.
把两者并列 就是一个故事 You see how you juxtapose the two, and you tell a story?
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
他在吃她的脸 He is eating her face!
哦 Oh!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
真是美妙的恶心 That is deliciously disgusting.
啊 Oh!
你是怎么做到这一切的 How do you do all this?
比如你是如何找到这么多参与者的 Like how do you get all these participants?
哦 这花了很多功夫 Oh, it took a lot of work...
很多年的努力 years of it.
我找到了一些很凶的人 I found some scary people.
和杀人狂 And the homicidal maniacs?
让一个心灵受过伤的人 You take a clinically damaged mind, you force him to watch
你强迫他连续看一部电影 one movie continuously.
最终 这电影的主题就变成了这男人的主题 Eventually, the movie mythos becomes the man's mythos.
最终 这电影的世界就变成了这男人的世界 Eventually, the movie world becomes the man's world.
你告诉他是皮面人 他就是皮面人 You tell him he's Leatherface, he's Leatherface.
小丑是我在广告上找到的 The clowns I found on Craigslist.
呃 嘿 很抱歉你男朋友死了 Uh, hey, sorry about your boyfriend.
他不是我男朋友 He wasn't my boyfriend...
不算是 not really.
下次再碰到讲潜规则的导演 Next time a director's casting couch is a futon,
我转身就走 I'm walking the other way.
潜规则 Futon?
这让我想起了植树节第四部中的四月阵雨 Kind of reminds me of April Showers from Arbor Day 4.
10年前发生了植树节大屠杀 对吧 10 years ago, there was the Arbor Day massacre, right?
霍德顿高中至今笼罩在阴影之中 And Hodderton High has still not recovered.
所以霍德顿高中在放春假 对吧 So spring break at Hodderton High, right?
学校关闭了 但植物学班还在 School is closed, but the botany class stays behind
搞些课外活动 for some extracurricular fun.
天啊 那是本系列中最精彩的部分了 老兄 God, this is some of the best kills of the series, man.
我的意思是 你把那个家伙淹死在一个树液里的那一幕 I mean, that one where you drown that guy in a tub of sap.
他妈的 Fuck!
天哪 I mean, shit!
这太可怕了 That was horrifying!
那么慢 So slow.
那么黏糊糊的 So sticky.
那是我的主意 That was my idea.
什么 What?
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
导演 他想早点结束 The director, he wanted to move on.
他想要直接打爆头 继续后面的 He wanted to just smash some skulls, keep going... faster.
我说 不 不 让我们放慢速度 好吗 I said, no, no, no, let's slow this down, OK?
因为树艺家喜欢慢慢来 就像树一样 Because the arborist would take his time, like a tree.
我就知道 I knew it.
知道什么 Knew what?
我就知道你对电影的了解 I knew that you knew more about the films
比导演和你讲的要多 来吧 伙计 than you were letting on. Come on, dude!
就念一次口头禅给我看看吧 Just do the catchphrase for me once!
拜托 就一次 Please! Just once!
来吧 我讨厌植树节 Come on! I hate Arbor Day.
你不喜欢 你怎么能讨厌它 You don't! How can you hate it?
我的意思是 你一直参加研讨会 I mean, you go to these conventions all the time.
你看在他的份上还拍了六部电影 You did six films for fuck's sake!
我是个演员 好吗 I am an actor, OK?
-是个严肃的演员 -诸位 - I'm a serious actor. - You guys?
植树节是我演的第一部电影 Arbor Day was my first fucking movie.
有人对我说 嘿 罗杰 Somebody said me, "Hey, Roger.
你想戴面具吗 You want to wear a mask?"
我说 面具 I said, "A mask?
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
我想看到我的脸 I want to see my face!
我想在那个大屏幕上看到我该死的脸 I want to see my God damn face on that big screen!"
如果我遮着我的脸 我就能演别的片了 If I had hidden my face, I would've been able to move on.
但是 不 But, no.
不 这就是树恐怖的脸 No, this is the face of tree horror.
伙计们 Guys!
我 我觉得有人在监视我们 I... I... I think someone's watching us!
他妈的 Fuck me.
啊 Ah!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
走 Go!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
啊 Ah!
你看到那个家伙了吗 Did you see that guy?
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
你扮演那个人 You played that guy?
为什么他块头比你大多了 Why is he so much bigger than you?
我瘦了很多 好吗 I lost a lot of weight, all right?
而且我甲状腺也有问题 Plus, I have a thyroid issue.
我以前很能吃 I used to just eat a lot.
等等 你们看到克里尔去哪儿了吗 Wait, did you guys see where Krill went?
他 他跑了 He... he got away.
他往另一个方向走了 He went the other direction.
我们应该进去 快 We should get in. Come on.
这是霍德顿高中 It's Hodderton High.
你在原影片中杀死了12个人 You killed like 12 people here in the original film.
我没有杀人 I didn't kill anybody!
好了 我们进去吧 OK, let's just get inside!
嘿 那是 那不是一个好主意 Hey, that's... that's not such a good idea.
我们没有别的选择 达克斯 We don't have a choice, Dax!
你没看过这部电影吗 Did you watch the movie?
你好 Hello!
等等 里面有人 Wait, there's someone inside!
快 快点 Come on! Come on!
快 Come on!
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you!
哦 谢谢你 Oh, thank you!
等等 我认识你 Wait, I know you.
你是扎克瑞莱维 You're Zachary Levi.
那个卡拉OK的家伙 The karaoke guy?
听着 我想我们会安全的 好吗 Listen, I think we're going to safe, all right?
所有的窗户都关上了 The windows are all secured.
门也锁了 The door is locked.
弗林赖德 Flynn Ryder!
你是弗林赖德 You're Flynn fucking Ryder!
你从来没看过电影 You've never seen a single film,
但你看过魔法奇缘 but you've seen "Tangled."
也许吧 Maybe.
你是 你一个人吗 Are you... are you alone?
我本来 I was...
和我的朋友们 一些最亲密的朋友在一起 I was... I was with my friends, some of my closest friends.
当事情无法控制时 我们就在一起 We stuck together when things got nutty.
我们成功穿过树林 We made it through the woods.
但接着我们被这些人袭击 And then we were attacked by these
疯狂的食人族乡巴佬 crazed cannibal hillbillies.
他们跟踪我们 追杀我们 They tracked us down. They hunted us.
他们杀了我的朋友 They were killing and eating my friends...
我经常想起弗林莱德 I think about Flynn Ryder a lot.
我的意思是 很多时候 I mean... a lot.
那是我见过的最可悲 最可怕的场景 It was the saddest, most terrifying
在我所见过的所有东西中 thing I've ever witnessed.
我简直不敢相信 Like, I couldn't believe...
当福林在演长发公主的时候 我觉得 When Flynn smolders at Rapunzel, I felt...
我都 看湿了 I don't know... humid.
有个女孩 我爱的女孩 There's this one gi... there was a girl that I loved...
事实上 她是我生命中的挚爱 actually, she was the love of my life...
但我没还有机会告诉她 因为我们 and I didn't have a chance to tell her, because we were
正跑向学校 trying to run to the school.
就在我们进门之前 他们抓住了她 Right before we got in the door, they grabbed her.
他们开始把她撕扯她 And they started to tear her apart.
-我的头发有魔力 -是的 - My hair is magical. - It was...
嗯 有时有魔力 Well, sometimes magical.
好了 让我们集中注意力 OK, let's focus.
我为你的朋友感到难过 I'm so sorry about your friends.
这个地方安全吗 Is this place safe?
我说过 窗户都封上了 Like I said, the windows were all sealed,
我把所有的门都锁上了 and I've locked all the doors.
没有这个钥匙 是没有办法进来的 Without this key right here, there's no way in.
或者出去的 Or out.
当然 但我们不想出去 Well, of course, but we wouldn't want to go out...
弗林赖德 Flynn Ryder!
进教室 The classroom.
走 走 快走 Go, go, go, go go!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
有人曾经告诉我 世界会把我吞没 Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
我并非聪明的人 I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
哟 伙计 怎么了 Yo! What up, dude?
-欢迎参加聚会 伙计 -怎么了 伙计 - Welcome to the party, bro! - What's up, dude?
你不知道发生了什么事吗 Don't you know what's going on?
人们都在死去 People are dying!
这是血宴 老兄 It's Blood Fest, dude!
该死的血宴 老兄 Fucking Blood Fest, bro.
不 我是说人们真的被杀了 No, I mean actually getting killed.
沃尔什把一切怪物都变成了真实的 所有的一切 Walsh made everything real... the monsters, everything.
哦 真的吗 Oh, really?
他创造了狼人 鬼魂 吸血鬼 He's created werewolves, ghosts, vampires.
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
听起来这小子抽大麻有点早了 It sounds like somebody dipped into the K-2 a little early.
呆子 Dork.
如果我们拿不到那把钥匙 我们就出不去 If we don't get that key, we're not going out of here.
我可不能被树艺家杀了 I am not going to be murdered by the Arborist!
不然就真是太他妈的讽刺了 That is just too fucking ironic!
每一个答案都在原创故事中 对吧 Every... every answer is in the origin story, right?
杰森被淹死了 弗莱迪被烧死了 Jason's drowning, Freddy's burning.
我明白了 I got it.
汤米威克斯 Tommy Wakes.
-汤米是谁 -汤米 - Tommy who? - Tommy.
你 那个树艺家 You! The Arborist.
哦 好的 很好 Oh, sure. Good.
伙计 Guys...
你爸爸是学校的树艺家 So your dad was the school arborist,
你看到一些青少年不小心 and you watched as some teenagers accidentally
杀了你父亲 然后用碎肉机 killed your father and then used a wood
把尸体埋了 chipper to bury the body.
天哪 Jesus.
是啊 你一个人在树林里长大的 被树木养大 Yeah, you grew up alone in the woods, raised by the trees.
这段在电影里吗 Is... is that in the movie?
有这暗示 It's implied.
不是有道伤疤吗 What about that scar?
那个证明我是外星人标记的伤疤呢 What about that alien mark that shows that I'm their spawn?
不 不 No, no, no, no.
那是在第五部分的失误中 That's part five, mistake.
在第六部分 他们都假装没这回事 对吧 In part six, they pretend it never happened, right?
快点 Faster.
好的 好的 OK, uh, all right.
你杀人只是为了给你父亲的死报仇 You are solely killing to avenge your father's death.
我没有说谎 I'm not lying.
是真的 It... it... it's true.
沃尔什以某种方式把怪物变成了真的 Walsh somehow made monsters real.
我不知道该怎么解释 I don't know how to explain this.
好吧 我想吸血鬼还是很简单的 Well, I suppose vampires would be simple enough.
有条出路 There's a way out...
一个后门 a back gate.
如果我能找到其他几个 我们就会 If I could just get to the others, we'll be...
你们引诱东欧的女孩 You would just lure girls from Eastern
许诺会得到美国签证和高薪的就业机会 Europe with promises of visas and high-paying American jobs.
嗯 是的 我是说 美国有这好处 Uh, yeah, I mean, America's great for that.
然后你从物理上把她们的牙齿磨锋利 And then you would surgically sharpen their teeth.
在化学上刺激她们的腺体 And you would chemically stimulate glands,
让她们产生了大量的荷尔蒙 so they produce abnormal amounts of pheromones,
让她们在性上不可抗拒 making them sexually irresistible.
哇 Wow.
你可真漂亮 You are really pretty.
最后 你们会让她们染上一种慢性病 And then finally, you would infect them with a chronic case
卟啉症 of porphyria.
那是什么病 Wh... what is that?
是一种罕见的会导致失眠的疾病 It's a rare disease resulting in insomnia,
对光线极为敏感和对血的 heightened sensitivity to light, and an unquenchable thirst
强烈欲望 for blood.
真的吗 Is that a real thing?
查查字典 Look it up.
啊 Oh.
我很抱歉 I... I'm sorry.
我不能留下 I... I'm not going to stay.
你是个纯洁的姑娘 You're such a neat girl.
我真的很想呆在这 也许还能和你做爱 I really would love to stay here and maybe have sex with you.
我是真想 I really would.
只不过 I just...
你从来没有和女人在一起过 You've never be with a woman.
我只是看过 是的 Not in person, no.
听着 我的朋友们还在外面 他们可能需要我 Look, my friends are out there, and they might need me.
哦 Oh!
那么讲义气 Such loyalty!
那么纯真 Such innocence.
你可以跟我们来 You could come with us.
我是说 也许会有出去的办法 I mean, maybe... there's a way out.
-不 走开 -不 不要 - No, get away. - No, don't.
-请 -不 - Please... - No!
走开 Go!
好的 OK.
走 Go!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不会和女生交往 I suck with girls.
所以这就是你要做的 So here's what you're gonna do.
你出去假装是他的爸爸 会分散他的注意力 You are going to distract him by pretending to be his dad.
-谁的爸爸 -你爸爸 - Whose dad? - Your dad.
我爸爸 My dad.
是的 他爸爸 Yeah, his dad.
他是一个 他是个复杂的角色 对吗 He's, uh, he's a... he's a complicated character, right?
一个悲剧的灵魂 一个魂魄元老 A tragic soul, a ghostly patriarch reaching out
去开导他的儿子 to his troubled son.
这就是哈姆雷特的父亲 It's Hamlet's father.
这是你最擅长的角色 It's the role you were born to play.
儿子 Son.
我真为你感到骄傲 I am so... so proud of you.
你为我报了仇 增了光 You have avenged me, honored me.
你拔掉了所有生病的根 You have ripped up all the diseased roots.
你痛打了所有的杂草 You've thrashed all the weeds.
你清理了一个杂乱无章的花园 You've cleared the garden of all the fickle growth
使得一棵真正的树会茁壮成长 so that a true tree may thrive!
那棵树就是你 That tree is you.
演的很好 He's amazing.
我的儿子 你现在可以休息了 My son, you may rest now.
你的工作完成了 Your work is done.
把镰刀给我 Give me the trimmer.
就是这样 That's it.
干得好 蒂米 Well done, Timmy.
汤米 Tommy.
嘿 树人 Hey, tree hugger!
啊 Oh!
拿到了 Got it!
它很黏 你拿着吧 It's sticky. Take it.
-哦 狗屎 -达克斯 - Oh, shit. - Dax!
-达克斯 -走 走 走 - Dax! - Go, go, go!
跑 Run!
快 快 Come on! Come on!
快跑 Come on!
我要尽我所能跑快一点 I'm going as fast as I can.
天哪 天哪 Holy... Holy shit!
嘿 听着 我很抱歉 但我杀了你 Hey, look, I'm sorry, but I killed your ass!
哇 Woo!
这才叫厉害嘛 That's what I'm talking about!
哇 Woo!
处男干掉了他 The virgin took him out!
你是最棒的 You're the best!
哦 嗨 Oh, hi.
嘿 Hey.
你还好吗 Are you OK?
还好 Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 这里能下去 Hey, this goes down.
所以呢 So?
这可能是整个园区的 It could be a tunnel system for maintenance
维修隧道 for the grounds.
你觉得下面安全吗 Do you think it's safer down there?
你愿意在血宴中还是在血宴下 Would you rather be in Blood Fest or below it?
它被锁上了 It's locked.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
我可以开锁 I can unlock this.
你有万能钥匙吗 You have a lock-picking kit?
你没有 You don't?
当然没 Of course.
你刚才导演的不错啊 That was some amazing directing back there.
你从哪学的 Where did you get those skills?
我看过很多电影 I've seen a lot of movies.
我妈妈很爱看 尤其是 And my mom, she loved them, and especially
黑白电影 the black and white ones.
你知道的 宇宙 瓦尔鲁东 You know, Universal, Val Lewton.
我们过去整晚都在看 We used to watch them all night.
嗯 Huh.
好吧 这真是很好的家教啊 Well, that is some A-plus parenting right there.
毕竟 I mean...
她被人杀了 She was murdered.
什么 What?
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
天哪 Jesus.
没关系 It's fine.
你知道 有一段时间我很害怕 You know, for a while, I was so afraid.
什么都怕 除了电影 Everything scared me... everything except movies.
现在 我知道在电影中 Now, movies I knew that the blood
血是假的 匕首是用橡胶做的 was fake, that the daggers were made of rubber.
这就像我可以和恐惧一起玩耍 你知道吗 It was kind of like I could play with fear, you know?
我可以在黑暗中坐上一两个小时 I could sit in the dark for an hour or two.
我可以尖叫 我可以跳 我可以 I could scream, I could jump, I could
笑 知道一切都会好起来的 laugh and know that everything was going to be OK.
我不知道 I don't know.
感觉这些电影还有诚实的一面 There's something honest about those movies.
诚实 Honest?
那些电影太荒谬了 Those films are ridiculous!
在植树节 黑色星期五 In "Arbor Day," "Friday the 13th,"
万圣节 不管你跑到哪里 "Halloween," it doesn't matter where you run
或者你躲在哪里 总逃不过一死 or where you hide, death is always going to get you.
即使你幸存下来 也会在续集死去 And even if you do survive, you'll just die in the sequel.
所以死亡是不可避免的 So death is inevitable?
这就是你的理解 That's the takeaway?
我不知道 I don't know.
我想 尽量活下去吧 Gotta live while you can, I guess.
充分利用出现在屏幕上的这点时间 Make the most of what little screen time you got?
你平时就这样做吗 Is that what you do?
生活的充实 Live life to the fullest?
差的远呢 Not even close.
没想到植树节这么有人生价值 Who knew Arbor Day was so life affirming!
开了 Got it.
你先走 达克斯 Uh, you first, Dax.
喂 Hello?
真不错 Now this is pleasant.
这看起来就像在看热闹的人群 Looks like the matinee crowd.
我们这是在哪 Where the hell are we?
我还以为在下面会更安全 Thought I'd be safer down here.
不安全 不安全 Not safer, unsafer!
我们得回头 达克斯 We gotta turn back, Dax!
不 我们得继续 No, we keep going.
托图维尔通向小丑镇 Tortureville leads to Clown Town.
小丑 小丑 Clowns! Clowns!
过去了小丑镇就是 And past Clown Town is the service
艾希礼进来的后门 gate Ashley came through.
我们快到了 We're close.
我们都死定了 We're dead.
什么都别碰 Just don't touch anything.
好吗 OK?
我该向你道歉 I owe you an apology.
要不是我鼓动你 你就会在家 If I hadn't hounded you, you'd be at home
现在 安全的躺在沙发上 right now, safe on your couch.
萨姆 要不是你的话 我会 Sam, is it weren't for you, I'd
一直坐在家里的沙发上 always be at home on my couch.
我宁愿呆在这 And I'd rather be right here...
和你在一起 with you.
救命 Help!
伙计们 伙计们 不要 Guys, guys, don't...
我们不要往那个方向走 we shouldn't go that way.
可能是个陷阱 It could be a trap.
有人吗 Somebody!
救命 Help!
我今晚看到有太多的人死了 I've seen too many people died tonight.
看不下去了 No more.
萨姆 Sam...
-嘿 让我们 -嗨 山姆 - Hey, let's... - Hey, Sam!
我们不要 Let's not...
求你了 救命 Please! Help!
有人吗 Somebody!
哦 谢谢你 谢谢你 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
当它到12点钟的时候 游戏就结束了 When it strikes 12, the game is through.
这条铁链会把人撕成两半 These chains will rip up a man in two.
求你了 你一定要把我弄出去 Please, you got to get me out of here.
可是你是这里的员工 But you... you worked her.
你参与了这件事 You... you're a part of this.
我只是卖热狗 扫描腕带 I sell fucking hot dogs, scan bands.
我甚至都没有报酬 I wasn't even paid!
是为了得到个腕带 I did it for a wristband.
请帮帮我 Please, help me.
我该怎么办 Wh... what do I do?
在那边靠墙的地方 Over there against the wall.
盒子里有一个按钮 There's a button in the box.
好的 我明白了 OK. I got it.
你必须同时按下 You gotta hit them at the same time.
请快点 Please hurry!
啊 Ah!
对不起 Sorry.
什么 What?
萨姆 Sam?
你他妈的是谁 Who the fuck is Mr. Leadfeet?
拜托 Come on.
在这 In here.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 妈的 Hey, mother fucker!
萨姆 怎么了 Sam, what's going on?
达克斯 Dax!
啊 Uh!
这么多血 So much blood.
啊 Ah!
-啊 -发生了什么 - Ah! - What's happening?
我和他交换了位置 I traded places with him.
太愚蠢了 It was dumb.
我太愚蠢了 It was... it was so stupid.
什么 What?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
纹丝不动 It won't budge!
我们被困住了 We're fucking stuck.
我们被困住了 艾希礼 We're stuck, Ash.
我们 艾希礼 We're... Ashley?
我们没办法出去了 We're never getting out of here.
我们有 我们有 We are. We are!
只要去那个仓库 We just gotta get to the other warehouse.
我会用钥匙卡打开它 And I'll use the card to hack it.
我保证 我们就会自由 And we'll be free, I promise.
在伦杰明那 Lenjamin had it.
哦 该死 Oh, crap.
嗯 好的 Um, OK.
我们会找到另一条出路的 We'll find another way out of here.
我要死了 I'm gonna to die.
我不能这样死了 满身污垢和污物 And I can't die like this, covered in dirt and filth
还有扎卡里利瓦的血在我身上 and Zachary Levi's blood on me!
你可以洗个澡 You could always take a shower.
你说得对 You're right.
不 不 这不是一个好主意 No, no, no, no, that's actually not a good idea.
这正是我所需要的 That's just what I need.
不 不 我在开玩笑 No, no, I was kidding.
希礼 拜托 Ashley, please.
想想原则 Think about the rules.
我厌倦了原则 克里尔 I'm sick of the rules, Krill.
我厌倦了别人告诉我做什么 I'm sick of people telling me what to do.
不 不 No, no!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
呃 热水 Uh, hot water.
感谢上帝 Thank God.
啊 Uh!
感觉太棒了 That feels so good!
哦 哦 Oh, oh.
我以为你只是洗脸 I thought you were just washing your face.
你知道 我的一生 都是在做别人想让我做的事 You know, all my life, I've acted the way other people
穿别人 wanted me to act, dressed the way
想让我穿的衣服 浪费时间 other people wanted me to dress, wasted time
和伦杰明凯恩这样的混蛋在一起 with dicks like Lenjamin Cain.
我要开始做我想做的事 I'm gonna start doing what I want to do.
和我想要和的人在一起 Be with guys that I want to be with.
好男人 Good guys.
嘿 克里尔 Hey, Krill?
是的 Yeah.
你觉得我肤浅吗 Do you think I'm shallow?
肤浅 Shallow?
我来这里只因为我想出名 I'm just here because I want to be famous.
这是多么的肤浅啊 How fucking shallow is that?
嗯 我来这里是为了约炮 所以 Well, I just came here to get laid, so...
也为了听到你在你研讨会发言 and hear... and hear you speak at your panel.
我喜欢听你说话 I... I like hearing you talk.
你拍的什么片我都看 I'd watch you on anything...
汤米威索的一部电影 司机的视频 A Tommy Wiseau movie, a driver's ed video.
我会在麦片的广告中看到你 I'd watch you in a commercial for granola,
而我还讨厌麦片呢 and I hate granola.
嘿 克里尔 Hey, Krill.
恩 Yeah?
也许我们能让我们其中一个人的梦想成真 Maybe we could still make one of our dreams come true?
停 Stop!
好 好 OK, OK, OK, OK.
我们 呃 我们 我们可以打电话求助 对吧 We, uh, we... we gotta call help, right?
也许我们也可以把别人骗进来 Maybe we should trick somebody else.
不 不 我不会那样做的 No, no, no, no, I won't do that!
你不能欺骗时间 You can't cheat time.
这是不可能的 That just won't do.
但时间总是会欺骗你 But time will always cheat on you.
对不起 Sorry!
哦 天哪 萨姆 我该怎么办 Oh, God. Sam, what do I do?
-我该怎么做 -达克斯 我不知道 - What do I do? - Dax, I don't know!
我不知道 OK? I don't know!
下面会很疼的 This is going to hurt!
-下面会很疼的 -达克斯 - This is going to hurt! - Dax!
达克斯 Dax! Dax!
明白吗 OK?
嘿 你得带他们出去 Hey, you've got to get them out of here.
找到那个后门 Find that back gate.
找到 Get the...
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey!
听我说 Listen to me.
我就在这里 I'm right here.
我能做什么 What can I do?
我很害怕 I'm scared.
没关系 It's OK.
哦 Oh.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no...
停 Stop.
你说得对 You were right.
每个人都有机会得到救赎 Everybody gets a shot at redemption.
看来他们还需要再找个可怜的混蛋 You know, I think they're going to need another poor bastard
来扮演蒂姆威克斯 to play Timmy Wakes.
汤米 Tommy.
该修剪一下你了 小子 About to get pruned, punk.
他说了 He said it.
对暴力的赞美 狂热的群众 The glorification of violence, the over-sexualized crowds,
对人类黑暗面的疯狂探索 the rampant exploration of humanity's darkest sides...
这就是恐怖带给我们的 this is what horror gives us.
恐惧招致恐惧 尤其是在 Horror begets horror, especially in the...
尤其对于年轻人 especially in the young.
你还好吗 康韦医生 Are you all right, Dr. Conway?
抱歉 没事 Sorry, yeah.
只是我儿子说好本来要来的 Just my son was supposed to join us.
我 我很好 I... I'm fine.
医生 你是否夸大了这个问题 Doctor, perhaps you are exaggerating the issue?
血宴是 Blood Fest is a...
血宴是注定会发生致命的悲剧的地方 Blood Fest is a deadly tragedy waiting to happen.
我不会让我的孩子 I wouldn't let my children...
我不会 对不起 我只说一分钟 I wouldn't let... excuse me just for a minute.
我们这是现场直播 We're actually broadcasting live.
所以 康韦博士 So... Dr. Conway?
克里尔 Krill?
艾希礼 Ashley?
你试过 Have you tried...
哦 Oh.
你真了不起 You are amazing.
艾希礼 Ashley!
-你们去哪儿了 -我们被困在浴室里了 - Where have you guys been? - We were stuck in the bathroom.
我们什么都没做 We weren't doing anything.
欣克利死了 Hinckley is dead.
哦 天哪 Oh, God!
是啊 我们必须快点走 Yeah, we got to move now.
我们得去仓库 We got to get to this warehouse.
关于这个 About that?
钥匙卡在伦杰明那里 Lenjamin, he had the key card.
你现在才告诉我们 And you're only telling us now.
我以为会想到另一个解决办法 I just thought another solution would pop up.
别生她的气 Don't get mad at her!
我肯定会生她的气 I'm sure as hell getting mad at her!
爸爸是对的 Dad was right!
这些恶魔 这些噩梦 All these monsters, these nightmares...
我们为此付出了代价 and we paid for it.
我们喜欢看 We enjoy it.
现在它会使我们丧命 And now it's going to kill us.
说到 Speaking of.
快跑 Come on!
走 Go!
去哪边 Which way?
快 走 走 Come on! Go, go, go!
快 Come on!
跑 Run!
-快点 -走 走 走 走 - Hurry up! - Go, go, go, go, go!
到这里来 Right here!
-快 -快 - Come on! - Come on!
快 把门堵上 Come on! Block the door!
堵住门 Block the door!
哇 哇 哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
这些桶上安装着炸弹 These barrels are rigged to blow!
这些都是在地面上的 These were all over the grounds.
上梯子 快 Up the ladder! Go!
快 Go!
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
在恐怖片中 是不能上楼的 You don't go upstairs in a fucking scary movie!
在地牢里的时候就要上 You do when you're in a dungeon.
-快去吧 -走吧 - Now just go! - Come on!
去吧 克里尔 你能行的 Go, Krill! You've got this!
哦 Oh.
有一股棉花糖和死亡的味道 It smells like cotton candy and death in here.
进入颅骨是没问题的 They get into the skull just fine,
但他们会被困在那 but they get stuck in there.
齿轮会出故障 All the gears get gummed up.
好吧 继续努力吧 OK, keep working on it.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
麦克 跟我说说 Mac, talk to me!
前半部分剪完了 Almost done cutting the first half.
快一点 Little faster!
杀了你的宝贝 Kill your darlings!
先生 Sir!
密封系统失灵了 The containment system just failed.
我们有委托人离开了他们的区域 We have principals leaving their zones all over the grounds.
正所谓生命总会寻找出路 Life finds a way.
我去处理 I'm on it.
等等 等等 Well, wait, wait, wait.
我一直很喜欢大杂烩 I've always loved a genre mash.
让我们看看会发生什么 Let's just see what happens!
不太好 Not good.
克里尔 冷静 Krill, calm down.
这里没人 There's no one even in here.
我们没事 We're OK.
这不太妙 This is not good.
这不太妙 It's not good.
啊 Ah!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
原则是什么 What are the rules?
小丑们没有原则 There's no rules with clowns!
他们会割断你的喉咙 做一个充气气球 They'll cut your throat, make a balloon animal,
然后再你嘴里大便 and shit in your mouth.
他们不在乎 They don't care!
我讨厌他们 I fucking hate them!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
啊 Ah!
我们死定了 We are so fucked.
哦 伙计 Oh, dude!
你们听到什么了吗 Do you hear something?
僵尸 Zombies!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
我们走 Let's move!
剪刀小丑 超级小丑 The scissor clown super clown!
后退 Back off!
这是我的 This one's mine!
伦杰明 Lenjamin?
艾希礼 不 Ashley! No!
不 艾希礼 No! Ash...
-她在做什么 -拿到了 - What is she doing? - Got it!
不 不 不 No, no, no!
艾希礼 Ashley!
不 No!
我们必须 We gotta...
我们必须得走了 We gotta go.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
嘿 老兄 Hey, boy!
那怎么样了 How's it going in there?
啊 老兄 Aw, dude!
这个小丑真带劲啊 This clown level is fucking dope!
我发现在 I noticed that you were...
杀我的小丑 这让我很生气 ...killing all my clowns, which I'm kind of pisses me off.
我想是时候该拔掉插头了 I think it's time we unplugged.
艾米 Amy?
谢谢你们的参与 混蛋们 Thanks for playing, cockbites.
哦 真他妈的太棒了 Oh, what a fucking chaod!
我想我看到了 I think I see it.
黄色的仓库 就像她说的那样 The yellow warehouse... just like she said.
我们成功逃脱了 We made it.
让我们进去 打开门 Let's get inside, hack the door,
离开这里 and get the hell out of here!
嘿 Hey!
你从那里离开了 You got out of there.
真是太好了 That's... that's great!
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
喂 喂 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
可以等我们出去之后再揍我吗 Can we save kicking my ass until we get out of here?
我知道门在哪儿 I know where the door is.
嗯 Huh?
但我 我打不开它 I... I can't get it open.
需要一张钥匙卡什么的 You need a key card or something.
-这样 -哦 天哪 - On it. - Oh, God.
你有钥匙卡 太好了 You have a key card, yes!
输入密码 Enter security code.
等等 Hold on.
你能做到吗 克里尔 Can you do it, Krill?
可以 Yeah.
我能破解它 I can hack it.
只是需要一点时间 I ju... I... I just need a second.
快 Come on.
嘿 Hey.
看看这个 Check it out.
别整那些不吉利的 Don't jinx it, please.
克里尔 Krill?
我快好了 Yeah, I'm almost there.
等等 Just wait.
克里尔 Krill!
我 I got it.
只要再等一下 Just... just one more second!
克里尔 Krill!
什么 What?
嘿 Hey.
没事 没事 It's cool. It's cool.
我认识她 I know her.
什么 What?
嘿 Hey.
你成功逃脱了 You made it.
我尽量克制 但我忍不住 I try to stay away, but I couldn't.
呃 我可爱的小处男 Uh, my sweet little virgin.
其实 我已经 Actually, I... never mind.
你有一点 You have a little something...
我 我知道了 You... you... you got it.
快跑 快跑 Run! Run!
跑 Run!
啊 Ah!
不 No!
克里尔 Krill!
不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
哦 妈的 Oh, fuck.
这千万别是木桩 It didn't have to be a wooden stake.
似乎是你想要的结果 这就是木桩 贱人 Seemed to do the trick, bitch.
啊 Ah!
一切都会好起来的 好吗 Is going to be OK, all right?
不要 不要 不要那样说 Don't... don't... don't say that.
这通常意味着我会死 Th... that usually means I'm dead.
哦 别这样 老兄 Oh, come on, man.
拜托 克里尔 Come on, Krill.
我们需要你 We need you!
加油 老兄 Come on, man.
你会没事的 You'll be OK.
处男总是能活下来 是吧 The virgin always survives, right?
那么我觉得我死定了 Then... then I guess I'm a dead man.
准许进入 Access granted.
打开了 It's open.
打开了 It's open!
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
爸爸 Dad?
达克斯 Dax.
你怎么 How did you...
-这里死了很多人 -没关系 - Everybody's dying in here! - It's OK.
一切都会好起来的 It's going to be all right.
别担心 Don't worry.
恩 Yes!
你有枪 You got a gun!
爸爸 你说得对 Dad, you' were right.
你说得每件事都是对的 You were right about everything.
萨姆 住手 Sam! Stop!
杀了他 Shoot him!
把子弹都打光 Unload the fucking clip!
你会打中她的 You'll hit her.
我不会做任何伤害你的事 好吗 I will never do anything that would hurt you, OK?
开枪 Do it.
开枪 Do it!
什么 What?
-爸爸 -好了 达克斯 - Dad... - It's OK, Dax.
你可以看 你是大人了 You can look. You're old enough.
好的 OK.
杰米 Jayme.
这事你需要慢慢消化 达克斯 This is going to take some time to process, Dax.
但是我告诉过你 But I told you...
我告诉过你们所有人 I told all of you...
这些电影很危险 these films, they're dangerous.
很野蛮 They're savage.
但你不听 But you wouldn't listen.
你们谁也不听 None of you would listen!
现在你们总能听一次了吧 Well, you'll listen now.
再也没人拍恐怖片了 They'll never make another horror
今晚之后再也不会有了 film again... not after tonight.
你这么做只是因为你讨厌恐怖电影 You did this because you hate horror movies?
恐怖杀死了我的妻子 Horror killed my wife!
恐惧杀死了你的母亲 Horror killed your mother.
所以今晚 我要杀死恐怖电影 So tonight, I kill horror.
我要去指挥塔 I'm going up to the tower.
这闹剧已经持续很久了 This spectacle has gone on long enough.
照顾他 Take care of him.
杰米 放开她 Jayme, let her go.
你应该知道 达克斯 You should've known, Dax.
这件事爸爸已经计划好多年了 Dad's been planning this for years.
我一直在帮他 I've been helping.
可这些面具 这杀戮 But the masks, th... th... the killing!
爸爸的主意 Dad's idea.
这就像一种实验 你知道 Kind of an experiment... you know,
成为你所害怕的人 你就不会感到害怕 become the thing you fear, and you won't feel afraid.
我就不害怕 And I don't.
说实话 我什么感觉也没了 Truth is I don't feel much of anything.
所以你也会杀了我们 还是 So are you going to kill us too, or w...
不 No.
也许会杀了她 Maybe her.
我是开玩笑的 I'm kidding!
但说真的 你们快走吧 But seriously, you should go.
这里别的每个人都会死 Everyone else here is going to die.
门开了 The door's unlocked.
你应该走了 You should go.
我要去指挥塔帮爸爸 I'm going to help Dad in the tower.
杰米 等等 Jayme, w...
我知道这 I know this is all...
极为残忍 I don't know... ultraviolent.
但我警告过你血宴会很糟糕的 But I did warn you Blood Fest was gonna suck.
我们走 Let's go.
感谢上帝 今天是星期五 Thank God it's Friday.
TGIF TGIF.
所以 So...
也许我们可以去吃点奶酪或者别的 Maybe we could go grab queso or something.
你喜欢吃奶酪吗 You love queso?
我喜欢吃奶酪 I love queso...
各种蘸酱 all the dips.
各种蘸酱 All the dips?
双味蘸酱 三味蘸酱 Double-dip, triple-dip...
你能接受 You can handle all that?
我能接受 I can handle...
哦 哦 oh, oh!
怎么回事 What just happened?
哦 不 不 Oh, no, no, no, no!
他妈的 No fucking way!
哦 又关了 Oh, that was close.
嘿 Hey!
打开门 Open the fucking gate!
在跟我开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
操 Fuck!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
这一切都是因为我爸爸 This is all because of my dad.
好的 让我们想想 OK, let's think, huh?
恐怖电影的结局是什么 How do horror movies end?
恐怖电影的结局都会有个答案 There's got to be an answer.
这不重要 It doesn't matter.
总有些怪物会从阴影中走出来 Some monster is going to come out of the shadows
杀了我们 把我们撕碎 and kill us, rip us apart.
我们干脆坐在这等死好了 We might as well just sit here and wait for it.
好吧 OK.
你知道 我妈妈 You know, my mom...
她总是说我 she always used to say that I'm...
我比任何我害怕的东西都强大 I'm stronger than anything I'm afraid of.
这是胡说 It's bullshit.
我们会死在这里的 We're going to die here.
去你的 Fuck you.
什么 What?
你和你妈妈都去死吧 Fuck you and your dead mom.
喂 Whoa.
我们对抗了小丑 僵尸 We've gone up against clowns and zombies,
吸血鬼 树艺家 你居然还害怕你爸爸 vampires, arborists, and you're still afraid of Daddy?
看看吧 达克斯 Check it out, Dax.
这就人生 现在 This is life... right now.
你可以坐在那里看 或者你 And you can sit there watching, or you
也可以站起来做点什么 can get up and do something.
嘿 嘿 嘿 你要去哪里 Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
这些电影教会了我一件事 There's one thing these movies have taught me...
你也教会了我一件事 that you've taught me.
就是你无法逃避死亡 It's that you can't run away from death.
所以我不会再逃避了 So I won't.
我会向它走去 I'm going to run right at it.
想要制止血宴的话 You want to stop Blood Fest?
就去制止那座指挥塔所发生的一切 You stop whatever's happening in that tower.
萨姆 恐怖电影有三种结局 Sam... there are three ways a horror movie ends.
第一 种 只有一个英雄活下来 One, a single hero survives...
万圣节 电锯 逃离 "Halloween," "Chainsaw," "Get Out."
第二种 没有人能活下来 Two, no one survives...
邪恶 活死人之夜 "The Thing," "Sinister," "Night of the Living Dead."
第三种是什么 What's the third?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们去找找看 Let's go find out.
好啊 Fuck yeah.
外面真是一团糟 沃尔什 It's a real shit show out there, Walsh.
哦 医生 Uh-oh. Doc!
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
你是不过问的合伙人 记得吗 You're the silent partner, remember?
你这个该死的节日差点杀了我儿子 Your goddamn festival nearly killed my son.
你的儿子 Your son?
他误入歧途 He's misguided.
喜欢这些令人厌恶的恐怖 Loves all this repugnant ghoulishness.
嗯 Hmm.
肯定是遗传的 Must run in the family.
-你说什么 -医生 - I beg your pardon? - Doc!
你放松吗 Will you relax?
回家吧 Go home!
这一切都将在明天早上结束 This will all be over by morning.
死亡率是多少 What's the mortality rate?
我不知道 I don't know.
大概还有100人活着 There's maybe 100 people left alive.
237个人 237.
谢谢你 艾米 Thanks, Amy!
没这必要 Did not need that.
这太多了 That's too many.
这太多了 That is too many.
我需要带上我家人完成这个 I need to get my family and finish this.
我要结束了 I'm pulling the plug.
-我要把这里炸掉 -哇 哇 - I'm blowing it up. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
医生 医生 Doc, Doc!
我们的计划 是设置在明早设置爆炸 Our plan... it's rigged to blow in the morning.
拜托 Come on!
我为你把粉丝们找来 I give you the fans!
把电影制片人找来 I give you the filmmakers!
你要给我一夜的时间让我拍我的电影 And you give me till dawn to make my movie!
爆炸很简单 快速 And explosion is simple. It's easy.
这是你之前计划的一部分 It was part of the original plan before you
劝我搞这个荒谬的展览 talk me into this ridiculous exhibition.
医生 那样还有什么乐趣 Doc, where's the fun in it?
还有什么刺激感 Where's the tension?
看看这里 Look around!
我们制造了噩梦 We've made nightmares.
我们制造了恶魔 We've made monsters!
我在屏幕上看到成年人屁滚尿流 I've seen adults on these screens shit themselves.
你 You...
我儿子一整晚都在这里 My son has been here all night!
达克斯 没事 Dax is fine!
我让他回去了 I sent him home.
看 See?
他是绝对安全的 He's perfectly safe!
应该系上安全带 Should've worn seatbelts.
现在来不及了 A little late for that.
安全第一 Safety first.
发动卡车 Start the truck.
发动啊 达克斯 Start the truck, Dax!
我在努力 I'm trying!
系安全带 Seatbelts.
原谅我 神父 因为我要碾死这个修女 Forgive me, Father, because I'm about to fuck this nun up!
让我们做点精彩的事 Let's do something with a little pizazz...
做点不同寻常的事 something a little extraordinary.
让我来做脉搏吧 Let me do the pulse.
-沃尔什 -拜托 - Walsh... - Come on!
你知道你也想亲眼看看 You know you want to see it!
听着 Look, look, look.
我们先搞脉搏 We'll do the pulse.
然后再炸了这里 And then... then we'll blow it all up.
没有幸存者 No survivors.
当你说没有幸存者的时候 Uh, when you say, "no survivors,"
你能说得更具体一点吗 could you be a little bit more specific?
你只管继续剪辑 然后 注意保存 You just keep editing and... and... and save your work.
你意下如何 What do you say?
找点乐趣吗 Have a little fun?
好吧 激活脉搏 All right, well, activate the pulse.
脉搏是什么 What was the pulse again?
脉搏是我在精神病院无意中开发的 The pulse is something I developed at the asylum...
本来是为了切断脑叶 是一种通过皮肤 an accident, an attempt at a synoptic lobotomy.
通过脉搏 It's a vibration that goes through the skin,
直达脑部的震动 through the pulse, to the brain.
目的是让病人平静下来 It was supposed to calm my patients.
但完全不是这样 It didn't... not at all.
而是使他们发疯 It drove them mad.
好吧 他们不是已经疯了吗 Well, weren't they already mad?
这让他们更疯狂一点 It drove them more mad!
充满愤怒 先互相残杀 So filled with rage, they tore each other apart before they
最后再自杀 turned on themselves.
你都保存了你的剪辑 对吧 You saved your last cut, right?
是的 Yeah.
呃 我很抱歉 Uh, I'm sorry.
你能再解释一下这一部分吗 Could you go back over that part again?
你如何通过脉博启动 How exactly would you activate a vibration through the pulse
所有的幸存者的脉搏震动 of every surviving...
准备好变得很愤怒吧 Get ready to be very angry.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, now wait a second here.
好吗 OK?
我们不要做任何我们可能会 Let's not do anything that we might...
后悔的事 regret!
漂亮 Nice.
妈的 Mother fucker.
我很高兴我没有腕带 I'm glad I don't have a wristband.
艾米 你有没有看到 Amy, did you see...
你说得对 You're right.
这很有趣 It's very entertaining.
我们离那座塔很近了 We're close to the tower.
他们怎么了 What's... what's wrong with them?
他们不是 他们并不是怪物 They're not... they're not monsters.
就好像他们被附身了一样 It's like they're possessed.
萨姆 Sam!
拜托 Come on!
指挥塔出现缺口 Tower breach.
哦 我最喜欢他们反击了 Oh, I love it when they fight back!
指挥塔出现缺口 Tower breach.
你会没事的 You're gonna be OK.
嘿 Hey!
拜托 Come on!
爸爸 Dad?
爸爸 Dad!
就让他们互相残杀吧 Just let them all kill themselves.
这是达克斯 It's Dax.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
你说过我是为血宴而生 You said I was made for Blood Fest.
这不是真的 It's not true.
我是为你而生 I was made for you.
我想我爱你 I think I love...
我认为这是可行的 Thought that would work.
萨姆 哇 哇 等等 Sam, wa... wa... wa... wa... wait.
这是你造成的 You did this!
你有没有一点点的自我意识 Do you have one sliver of self-awareness?
这都是你帮忙催生的 You helped birth all of this!
一半的怪物是你的病人 Half the monsters are your patients!
医生 如果你最近照照镜子的话 And Doc, if you haven't looked in the mirror lately,
你会发现自己看起来也有点嗜血 you're looking a little bloodthirsty yourself.
你说得对 You're right.
我是有点嗜血 I am a little bloodthirsty.
好的 OK.
爸爸 Dad!
达克斯 Dax.
爸爸 不管你在做什么 停下来 Dad, stop whatever it is you're doing.
你快要害死她了 You're killing her!
别担心 孩子 Don't worry, son.
一切都将很快结束 It will all be over very soon.
我们会离开这里的 We'll get out of here.
没人会知道我们在这里 No one will know we're here.
他拍下了他所做的一切 He's filmed himself doing everything...
一切 everything.
都是他的杰作 He'll take all the credit.
然后我们会离开这里 把整个地方都炸弹 And then we'll walk out of here, blow the whole place up,
我们将会是一个幸福的家庭 and we'll be a happy family.
先不要炸掉 Let's not blow it up quite yet.
我还需要个大结局 一些大事 I still need my ending... something big!
我完全没料到的事 Something I didn't expect coming!
这个结局如何 How's this?
看到了吗 See?
不需要什么复活的尸体 There's no need for re-animated corpses
或者是吸血小丑 or blood-sucking clowns!
你所需要的只是一把枪 All you need is a gun...
一把该死的枪就够了 just one God damn gun!
爸爸 Dad!
站着别动 Stop right there.
我哪儿都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
我要留在这里救我的朋友和妹妹 I'm gonna stay here and save my friend and my sister.
如果我能活着离开这个地方 And if I get out of this place alive,
我会告诉全世界你的真实身份 I'm telling the whole world what you really are.
每次我看着你的眼睛 我所感受到的都是恐惧 Every time I look in your eyes, all I see is fear.
好吧 以后没什么可怕的了 达克斯 Well, there won't be anything to be afraid of anymore, Dax.
我唯一害怕的就是你 The only thing I was ever afraid of was you!
站住 达克斯 Stop right there, Dax.
现在 Right now.
不 No.
妈妈是对的 Mom was right.
我比任何我害怕的东西都要强大 I'm stronger than anything I'm afraid of...
包括你 including you.
啊 Ah!
我不能让你死 I can't let you die...
除非我和你一起死 unless I die with you.
爸爸 Dad...
是的 Yes.
我要结束这场该死的闹剧 I'm going to end this God damn farce.
这是为了大家好 It's for the best.
真的 Honestly.
爸爸 爸爸 不 Dad... Dad, no.
好了 Here we go.
没事的 It's OK.
让我们来商量一下 Let's figure this out!
萨姆 Sam!
嘿 达克斯 Hey, Dax?
试试腕带 Try the wristband.
你满身都是黑呕吐物 You're covered in black vomit.
我不介意 I don't mind.
她是你的了 It's yours.
说声谢谢就好 A "thank you" would be appreciated.
你知道吗 妹妹 你杀了很多人 You know, Sis, you, uh, you killed a number of people
今晚 tonight.
是的 Yeah.
唷 Phew!
我是说 杀人 I mean, murder.
太可怕了 Horrible.
经验教训 Lesson learned.
他们可能会把你送到某个地方 I think maybe they're going to send you somewhere.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
也许我可以得到一些精神上的帮助 Maybe get some good psychiatric help.
天哪 妹妹 Jesus Christ, Sis!
万圣节快乐 哥哥 Happy Halloween, big brother!
那么 这就是恐怖电影的第三种结局吗 So is this the third way a horror movie ends?
经典 Classic.
你觉得有活下来的人吗 You think anyone survived?
有可能 Maybe there's a chance.
算了 Never mind.
没有 No.
该死的血宴 Fucking Blood Fest.
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